She's alive! She's alive! No, I have not been abducted by aliens or joined a weird goat-worshipping cult. Though I do adore goats! Hmm, perhaps I should start a weird goat-worshipping cult. Anybody want to join? Focus River-san, focus! OK, so I've been feeling quite uninspired lately and I just haven't had the energy to do much at all. I really wanted to have a birthday post though, so I've been working on this post for a few days typing a little bit here and there. Want to see my birthday presents?
Mr. Wing-It bought me too many presents, so I will only show you my favorite one or else this post will be too Tolstoyan. I wanted a watch with a timer and an alarm, and Mr. Wing-it bought me the most-awesome-watch-ever! It's pink, it's black, and it rocks! My Mr. Wing-it is ever so dreamy! How have I survived this long without a timer to keep me from burning food, over-rising yeast doughs, missing the Ellen DeGeneres show...
My next present was a gift from me! I bought myself the Lost in Austen DVDs! Ever heard of it? It's a four-episode TV show about a modern-day girl that swaps places with Elizabeth Bennett.
Lost in Austen DVDs and my all my Jane Austen books.
Studious Bear sneaked in at the last second.
Studious Bear sneaked in at the last second.
If you are a Jane Austen and Pride and Prejudice fan you will LOVE this show! Unless you're an Austen purist, then who knows. The show is about a girl living in today's London, who is obsessed with Pride and Prejudice and very disillusioned with real life and its lack of romance. Amanda Price finds Elizabeth Bennett in her bathroom, who shows her a door that will lead her into the Bennett's house, and into the story of Pride and Prejudice where she will be stuck. She arrives just at the beginning of the story and she tries to make sure that everything that is supposed to happen, happens according to the book. Of course her mere presence changes everything and nothing seems to be like it should. Elizabeth is stuck in modern London (we don't see much of her), so what is Amanda to do to get her and Darcy to fall in love?
The characters are exquisite! Amanda is very Bridget Jones-ish and charming as could be. The actress (Jemima Rooper) was so well cast and she is extremely lovable. If Darcy appeared rude and rigid in the book, then prepare yourself for something very dreadful. This Mr. Cranky Pants is even colder and more insufferable! Yes, there is the water scene for all the Colin Firth obsessed fans.
Jane is lovely, and her story is greatly affected by Amanda's presence. Lydia is not the annoying little brat that she is in the book, and she is actually very sweet. Kitty and Mary are not a big part of the story, but the girls are adorable.
Mr. Bennett is Amanda's ally, but Mrs. Bennett is not her biggest fan.
Bingley is quite the bimbo, and the interactions between him and Amanda are hilarious. During one of their conversations there is a subtle reference to Jane Austen's "Emma", which you will definitely notice it if you have read that book. Miss Bingley is delightfully arrogant, and let's just say that she will reveal something quite surprising about herself.
If you thought Mr. Collins was odious, you will find him even more repulsive here. This version of the character is downright disgusting! If you watch this, you can finish this sentence: at least Charlotte Lucas...
Lady Catherine de Bourgh is not so evil. She won't win the Miss Congeniality award any time soon, but she is definitely less rigid!
Mr. Wickham steals the show! He is far less evil and much more mischievous than his book-self. Georgiana Darcy's story will surprise you!
There are people who didn't enjoy this show, but I certainly wasn't one of them. Apparently they are making a Lost in Austen movie directed by Sam Mendez! If I had the energy, I would do a cartwheel right now! Well, I don't know how to do cartwheels but I would at least try!
The characters are exquisite! Amanda is very Bridget Jones-ish and charming as could be. The actress (Jemima Rooper) was so well cast and she is extremely lovable. If Darcy appeared rude and rigid in the book, then prepare yourself for something very dreadful. This Mr. Cranky Pants is even colder and more insufferable! Yes, there is the water scene for all the Colin Firth obsessed fans.
Jane is lovely, and her story is greatly affected by Amanda's presence. Lydia is not the annoying little brat that she is in the book, and she is actually very sweet. Kitty and Mary are not a big part of the story, but the girls are adorable.
Mr. Bennett is Amanda's ally, but Mrs. Bennett is not her biggest fan.
Bingley is quite the bimbo, and the interactions between him and Amanda are hilarious. During one of their conversations there is a subtle reference to Jane Austen's "Emma", which you will definitely notice it if you have read that book. Miss Bingley is delightfully arrogant, and let's just say that she will reveal something quite surprising about herself.
If you thought Mr. Collins was odious, you will find him even more repulsive here. This version of the character is downright disgusting! If you watch this, you can finish this sentence: at least Charlotte Lucas...
Lady Catherine de Bourgh is not so evil. She won't win the Miss Congeniality award any time soon, but she is definitely less rigid!
Mr. Wickham steals the show! He is far less evil and much more mischievous than his book-self. Georgiana Darcy's story will surprise you!
There are people who didn't enjoy this show, but I certainly wasn't one of them. Apparently they are making a Lost in Austen movie directed by Sam Mendez! If I had the energy, I would do a cartwheel right now! Well, I don't know how to do cartwheels but I would at least try!
The next present is also something I bought myself: it's Veganomicon! No, I did not have it. The first recipe I made? Chocolate cookies, of course!

Baked potato and greens soup with potato-wedge croutons.
All soups should have a potato-wedge crouton stuck in them. Or two, like mine here.
Not from Veganomicon but one of our meals from last week that I really want to mention - Jessy's butter bean burgers of awesomeness! We had them breaded and topped with goodies, and they were fantastic. Jessy is the Butter Bean Queen!
I also received gifts from my super awesome blog friends! My dearest Wabbit was the first one to congratulate me on my "29 and two halves" birthday. First she made me this super adorable card:

Are you dying of cuteness? Are the wings killing you? It's Wing-it Wabbit! :)
Hoppy Birthday! Are you dying of cuteness? Is the bunny's smile killing you? This is why I have a humongous nerd-crush on you, Wabbit. Everything you come up with is unbelievably adorable and unique! I want to move to England just so I can stalk you and be your groupie. How can I ever thank you? With a giant carrot? Carrot cake? Carrot soup?
Then as if that hadn't put a supersized smile on my face, my dear friend and sweet partner in strawberry-crime Denny sent me a Pisces e-card with all the reasons why Pisceans are so cool. If that hadn't made my head big enough, my Deniberry wrote me a whole birthday post! My birthday post even comes with a fun song to dance in my bedroom and a delicious meal prepared by Denny herself. Of course it's also filled with that magic fairy dust that she keeps sprinkling around everywhere, making everybody happier and bubblier. That is the sweetest blog post ever and you are the Queen of everything! How can I ever thank you? With a strawberry pie? Strawberry trifle? A giant strawberry?
Then yesterday while I was the FedEx guy came and delivered the most delicious box of goodies courtesy of my good friend VeggieGirl!

A box full of cookies, brownies, nuts, chocolates and VeggieLove! Sorry about the less than perfect picture, I just wanted to dig in. And here is the party plate I made me:

The best thing about my package of sweet goodness? I am no longer a cranberry hater, because out of all the amazing cookies my favorite was the cranberry orange. VeggieGirl, you spoil me! You are tremendously kind and I am grateful for your friendship! How can I ever thank you? A room full of peanut butter Puffins? Peanut butter Puffin blondies? A giant peanut butter Puffin?
So, there you have it. This was a really good birthday and I'm even OK with not being in my 20s anymore. I can live with the couple of gray hairs (this means four) that have grown right in the middle of the top of my head. I've got magic beans!
Happy March to everyone!!








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